Le Pen's French Football Team

(if the Fascist Le Pen wins the Presidency... the resulting French football side will be transformed...)


 
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photo 1 ©FFF, photos 2&3 ©Reuters
 
 
COACH/Gruppenfuehrer
Aimé (Rommel) JACQUET
 
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  Here is the team in full. NB/ Some of the coloured players may need to be 'whitened up' to fit into Le Pen's nonsensical Master race plan.
GOALKEEPERS/Standartenfuehrer
1 Bernard (Wolfen SS)

LAMA

16 Fabien (Butcher) BARTHEZ
22 Lionel (Extractor)

CHARBONNIER

age: 7-4-1963 
height: 1,83 m 
weight: 76 kg 
kills: 37
age: 28-6-1971 
height: 1,83 m 
weight: 78 kg 
kills: 20
age: 25-10-1966 
height: 1,81 m 
weight: 75 kg 
kills: 1
 
DEFENDERS/Strumscharfuehrer
15 Lilian (What regiment are you in?) THURAM
2 Vincent (The Dentist)CANDELA
5 Laurent (Ayran Warrior) BLANC
18 Frank (Skinhead) LEBåUF
8 Marcel (The Beast) DESAILLY
3 Bixente (Torturer general) LIZARAZU
age: 1-1-1972 
height: 1,82 m 
weight: 75 kg 
kills: 39 
tortures: 2
age: 24-10-1973 
height: 1,79 m 
weight: 76 kg 
kills: 11 
goal: 0
age: 19-11-1965 
height: 1,92 m 
weight: 88 kg 
kills: 74 
tortures: 14
age: 22-1-1968 
height: 1,83 m 
weight: 72 kg 
kills: 16 
tortures: 2
age: 7-9-1968 
height: 1,83 m 
weight: 80 kg 
kills: 49 
tortures: 2
age: 9-12-1969 
height: 1,69 m 
weight: 70 kg 
kills: 39 
tortures: 2
 
MIDFIELDERS/Sturmann
4 Patrick (Violence is necessary...) VIEIRA
14 Alain (Round them Up) BOGHOSSIAN
19 Christian (Burning cross) KAREMBEU
age: 23-6-1976 
height: 1,91 m 
weight: 82 kg 
kills: 9 
goal: 0
age: 27-10-1970 
height: 1,85 m 
weight: 81 kg 
kills: 11 
goal: 0
age: 23-6-1972 
height: 1,85 m 
weight: 78 kg 
kills: 39 
tortures: 11
 
MIDFIELDERS/Sturmann
6 Youri (Machine gunner) DJORKAEFF
7 Didier (Death SS) DESCHAMPS captain/Brigadefuehrer
10 Zinedine (Zyclon B) ZIDANE
17 Emmanuel (Division X) PETIT
age: 9-3-1968 
height: 1,79 m 
weight: 70 kg 
kills: 45 
tortures: 18
age: 15-10-1968 
height: 1,74 m 
weight: 68 kg 
kills: 76 
tortures: 4
age: 23-6-1972 
height: 1,85 m 
weight: 78 kg 
kills: 39 
tortures: 11
age: 22-9-1970 
height: 1,85 m 
weight: 79 kg 
kills: 26 
tortures: 2
 
FORWARDS/SS-Mann
12 Thierry (Red Baron) HENRY
11 Robert (The Hun) PIRES
9 Stéphane (Goebbals) GUIVARC'H
20 David (Doctor Death) TREZEGUET
21 Christophe (Liquidator) DUGARRY
13 Bernard (Dungeon Master) DIOMÈDE
age: 17-8-1977 
height: 1,88 m 
weight: 83 kg 
kills: 9 
tortures: 3
age: 29-10-1973 
height: 1,85 m 
weight: 75 kg 
kills: 17 
tortures: 2
age: 6-9-1970 
height: 1,84 m 
weight: 78 kg 
kills: 13 
goal: 1
age: 15-10-1977 
height: 1,86 m 
weight: 75 kg 
kills: 11 
tortures: 2
age: 24-3-1972 
height: 1,88 m 
weight: 78 kg 
kills: 27 
tortures: 3
age: 23-1-74 
height: 1,70 m 
weight: 70 kg 
kills: 8 
goal: 0
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